Random Things

After a full winter of feasting on Kettle cooked potato chips, chocolates and other sinful indulgence, when spring came this year, the pants I have been wearing for the last few years seemed to have shrunk at the hip. It has been a little hard to take. But I've finally stopped groaning. When my mom visited me in the summer, she agreed I was in fact, fat. The same summer, I picked up my sister who I haven't seen in seven years from the airport, she looked at me up and down for a while, and kindly shared her observation with me: "Your stomach is a little bit big." If you think it's just my family and that they say crazy things, wait till you hear this: There is an elderly Chinese grandma who walks her grandkids to the bus stop every morning. I haven't seen her since autumn of last year. I saw her this fall in the beginning of school year, after greeting one another, she said: "Hey, you look like you've gained weight."

Oh really? I had no idea. Thanks for the detailed observation...
Perhaps Sage saw the change in me, or maybe she was merely joking, but a couple of days ago she said this to me:

Mom, you have a big bum like Daddy's. (very exaggeratedly separating her right hand and her left hand, making a HUGE, wide gap in between.) Then with one shoulder slightly raised and her head bend to the side to accentuate her cuteness, she said this accompanied by a sweet smile:
But I will not tell you it is Giant.

Here is what else is on Sage's mind:

Sage took out a spaghetti strapped sun dress and asked: Mom, I am going to wear this with nothing inside to show my shoulders, only for inside the house, ok?
I answered: No.
Sage: Oh, please, please, plea-sssee... I will give you a kiss?
After repeated refusal by her mom, before Sage stormed off, she gave me a glaring look and said: "I don't 'fink' I want you to be my mom anymore."

Sage met up with Andrew when he got home and said: "Daddy, I ate a piece of your gum. But it's ok - I forgive you."

Sage to Jade: "Stop talking! I am 'finking'!"

Follow me in the next post: Summer 2010... that was when I still liked Sage and took lots of pictures of her.

Summer 2010, part 1

Summer 2010, Part 1


A day at the beach, Solomon, MD.



















































































Don't let her look fool you, the water was pleasantly warm.

























































Showing off his shell.



































Sage loved to grab "treasures" she found under the water. She thinks ocean swimming is WAY better than the pool, other than the salt water.










Meadowside Nature Center.

Sage pretending to be a sleeping pioneer girl.












Waking up at the first crow.













Yawning.












Starts her busy day in the log house.


















...wish she was really this hard working in real life...












Of course, what's summer without crabbing with our good friends the Harris'. This was the last time we get to crab together before they left for Hawaii.










Aspen and Emma





















Chicken necks - crabs favorite treats












Behold,
Dinner!!
















Billy Goats Trail, Potomac River.













Frog spawn, looked like decorative balls.











Some cute kids we found along the way



























































Preschool


Sage's first day of Preschool, Sept 9, 2010.

Sage Is BACK

If you remember, I wrote a farewell post about the ill manners of Sage. Afterwards, I rolled up my sleeves and went to work on training her to be a good citizen. I am happy to say that she is mostly pleasant these days. But of course, her being Sage, I should've known that she would save her treacherous ways for a more worthy foe - her elder sister.


Jade came to me this morning and related to me the following story. Here is what happened:

This morning, Sage found Jade sitting at the dining table eating cereal. She stood there watching Jade for a moment, then finding she didn't receive the attention she deserved, she started stomping forcefully on the floor.
(Stomp) paused for 3 seconds looking for reactions, received none...
(Stomp) paused for another 3 seconds, again, didn't get a reaction.
(Stomp) again, 3 second watch, this time, Jade finally looked at her.
"What?!" said Jade.
"I (stomp).want(stomp).a bowl (stomp).of (stomp).CEREAL (stomp)!" Sage stated her intention with her winning attitude.
Jade gave her a look of "you don't scare me" and told her to get her own bowl and went back to eating and reading (which is, of course, not permitted at the dining table.)

Sage: "No."(stomp)
Jade:"Get your own bowl or I'll spank you." (Such an attitude would surely get her in trouble.)

"OK" submissive Sage scurried away...

Tomorrow Sage starts her second day in preschool. As much as she is a handful, I miss her quite a bit. I think it's very hard to have your baby grow up and leave you...


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